Brain, Y U No.....Imaginate?

Recently, a few opportunities have come up that will allow me to pursue a career I've been striving to get started for ages. The opportunity to write my thoughts down on various topics and have people read them. In other words , becoming a Blogger. One project in particular is coalescing pretty speedily and I am "Excite!"  The problem however is that my brain is drawing a complete blank as to what to write about. Normally my brain has a real problem with the "Shut the fuck up" concept, as it is always thinking and firing off random thoughts (Steve Buscemi, in nothing but a diaper, leering at you from behind a column in the NYC Subway system. See?) that range from the super creepy to the "holy crap my brain is awesome" varieties. This week however I have been in a particularly heavy mood and can't come up with anything light and entertaining, informative? maybe, discussion sparking? definitely, but witty and charming (yeah I said it, Charming) that's proving to be a tough problem for me at the moment. Well, I'd better get this article started, it's not going to write itself! If worse comes to worse I can always post LOLDog pics.